Correct Order of Biscuits

And Other Meticulously Assembled Lists of Extremely Valuable Nonsense

A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries

5. Pss-pss-pss (England)4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)2. Ming-ming-ming Philippines)1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)

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